V-Day 2012

It’s Single’s Day! Celebrate your single self!

Single’s Day is a Chinese import I like. It is like Valentine’s Day for single people.

It is a day to celebrate the fact that Mr. Really Wrong is out of your life.

Yes, retail therapy is involved. Single’s Day in China is like Black Friday on steroids here in the United States.

And, if you are in the mood and ready, to look for someone new to love.

November 11 has been a rugged day for me since 1992.  This is the day the judge ruthlessly deprived me of my right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

Well, fuck you, R. William Riggs.  Fuck you!  Get a life, asshole.

It’s Single’s Day, and I’m celebrating the fact that you are not in my life!